Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Put it on the Underhills


go and buy this now... Target! $9.00

Yub Nub

Goddamn, now I know how those Ewoks felt at the end of Return of the Jedi. Huge fucking party, evil empire overthrown...so dope. So stoked for the future.

This looked like Seattle last night on Capitol Hill.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

31st is coming

Wanna know how I got these scars?



Sunday, July 13, 2008

Balla Powder...


Came up on this gem somehow on Amazon.com-

Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded "bat wing" syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.

With a crafty sales pitch like that, they're sure to sell a ton... the user reviews are hilarious as well

Friday, April 4, 2008

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Sweet Warlock bro


Yep. Molly Hatchet. Stoner Rock. I don't know too much about them, but, when I was a wee lad(like 5), I obsessed over my Dad's huge record collection, and he would let me take out albums, and attempt to draw the covers.(Might explain my present day weirdo-ness).

None were obsessed over as much as Molly Hatchet's realistic "fantasy" album covers. This one especially. I seriously used to just stare at this thing, but, what's not to like when you're 5 yrs old?

1. Badass warlock dude

2. Badass bloody hatchet

3. Badass, pissed off steed of death

4. Badass, ominous vulture, ready to feed on whatever that hatchet fucked up

Added sweetness- It also kinda looks like the bad dude from Willow, that Val Kilmer(Madmardigan), ended up besting with dry cool wit, and master swordplay....I think.(Might've been Willow, that killed that guy......whatever, he looked fucking awesome.)

I told this story to a friend, so she comes back, a week or two later, and had scored this album for me somewheres. So stoked.
Bonus pic!- A couple of us then decided to try and re-enact what our Dad's were probably doing with an album cover so majestic, and moving. I think Tai, not only captured the spirit, but, the look and feel of the mid-70's. Fuckin' hippy.



Sunday, March 16, 2008

oh yea...

this one is for DMac... had an indoor rail jam at a bar in Ellicottville the other night, and a cat showed up with this gem...

old school Function Snowboard MFG steez... a company ran on borrowed time, money and dreams... offered this guy two fresh rides to try and take this one off his hands, and he wouldn't bite... damn.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Chanel Choco Phone

It looks like T-1000 & a Rubiks cube got together and had a baby. And, I want to adopt their love child.





Friday, February 15, 2008

Thursday, February 14, 2008

World's Best Grandpa

I miss my grandpa. He lives on the other side of the country. I wish I lived near my gramps, and/or he gave a shit about computers & email, so I could share with him this photo of human marvel & show him the article of "Worlds Smallest BodyBuiler". Just to have him sit back, laught to himself, and drop in with a sweet old man burn, like-

"Whattya use for a jockstrap? A peanut shell and a rubber band?"

And, his potential diss might have some truth to it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=513820&in_page_id=1811

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

That's It, That's All

Can't wait for this one. If the footage looks like it is from The Discovery Channel camera setup, that's because it is. Travis continually steps it up in snowboarding both with his riding and with the way he films it. Hands down the most well rounded and versatile rider I have ever met hands down. Not too mention he lives to snowboard, which is way more than I can say for most pros. Who else moves to New Zealand full time in the summer?



"What's that? You are going to sneak past a security guard in an industrial park to hit a rail/gap/ledge/wallride? Well, I'll just be over (insert exotic death defying locale here) with my own helicopter and camera from Discovery Atlas sessioning this 60 footer, but that's cool, you do you homey."

Red Bull Rhythm Section...

it's been a minute.... easily the most creative and progressive contest we've ever seen around these parts...

Thursday, January 10, 2008