Box Set.

Watchmen Viral Trailer

God, Zach Snyder by the looks of it, is going to nail this movie. Love the "Super Friends"-esque cartoon clip.

Amazing book and dude is putting gnarly detail into this thing. Watch his production diaries on the Watchmen movie site for more awesome.

I am so afraid of the ocean

Yeah, I can't help it. There are beasts out there in the briney deep that scare the beetlejuice out me. Never going in the ocean again, figured I would be safe from the weirdness...Now I gotta deal with these guys going thru our trash on land and shit? Terrifying.

Put it on the Underhills

go and buy this now... Target! $9.00

Yub Nub

Goddamn, now I know how those Ewoks felt at the end of Return of the Jedi. Huge fucking party, evil empire overthrown...so dope. So stoked for the future.

This looked like Seattle last night on Capitol Hill.

31st is coming

Wanna know how I got these scars?

Balla Powder...

Came up on this gem somehow on Amazon.com-

Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded "bat wing" syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.

With a crafty sales pitch like that, they're sure to sell a ton... the user reviews are hilarious as well

What What.

Sweet Warlock bro

Yep. Molly Hatchet. Stoner Rock. I don't know too much about them, but, when I was a wee lad(like 5), I obsessed over my Dad's huge record collection, and he would let me take out albums, and attempt to draw the covers.(Might explain my present day weirdo-ness).

None were obsessed over as much as Molly Hatchet's realistic "fantasy" album covers. This one especially. I seriously used to just stare at this thing, but, what's not to like when you're 5 yrs old?

1. Badass warlock dude

2. Badass bloody hatchet

3. Badass, pissed off steed of death

4. Badass, ominous vulture, ready to feed on whatever that hatchet fucked up

Added sweetness- It also kinda looks like the bad dude from Willow, that Val Kilmer(Madmardigan), ended up besting with dry cool wit, and master swordplay....I think.(Might've been Willow, that killed that guy......whatever, he looked fucking awesome.)

I told this story to a friend, so she comes back, a week or two later, and had scored this album for me somewheres. So stoked.

Bonus pic!- A couple of us then decided to try and re-enact what our Dad's were probably doing with an album cover so majestic, and moving. I think Tai, not only captured the spirit, but, the look and feel of the mid-70's. Fuckin' hippy.

May the force grill with you.

oh yea...

this one is for DMac... had an indoor rail jam at a bar in Ellicottville the other night, and a cat showed up with this gem...

old school Function Snowboard MFG steez... a company ran on borrowed time, money and dreams... offered this guy two fresh rides to try and take this one off his hands, and he wouldn't bite... damn.

BEAT IT

Chanel Choco Phone

It looks like T-1000 & a Rubiks cube got together and had a baby. And, I want to adopt their love child.

Log roll.

World's Best Grandpa

I miss my grandpa. He lives on the other side of the country. I wish I lived near my gramps, and/or he gave a shit about computers & email, so I could share with him this photo of human marvel & show him the article of "Worlds Smallest BodyBuiler". Just to have him sit back, laught to himself, and drop in with a sweet old man burn, like-

"Whattya use for a jockstrap? A peanut shell and a rubber band?"

And, his potential diss might have some truth to it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=513820&in_page_id=1811

That's It, That's All

Can't wait for this one. If the footage looks like it is from The Discovery Channel camera setup, that's because it is. Travis continually steps it up in snowboarding both with his riding and with the way he films it. Hands down the most well rounded and versatile rider I have ever met hands down. Not too mention he lives to snowboard, which is way more than I can say for most pros. Who else moves to New Zealand full time in the summer?



"What's that? You are going to sneak past a security guard in an industrial park to hit a rail/gap/ledge/wallride? Well, I'll just be over (insert exotic death defying locale here) with my own helicopter and camera from Discovery Atlas sessioning this 60 footer, but that's cool, you do you homey."

Red Bull Rhythm Section...

it's been a minute.... easily the most creative and progressive contest we've ever seen around these parts...

Duck Hunt

We're talking some fuckin' M.U.S.C.L.E.

As you may or may not know, I fancy myself a collector of weird, obscure sweetness. Now, I would say I'm pretty tame when it comes to nerd standards, but my friends, and my most recent Ebay purchase, may provide fuel for debate on this topic. I scored a little something from my brother's & my childhood, we're talkin' M.U.S.C.L.E men. The raddest, weird little toys ever.

To give a little history on this subject, my bro & I had amassed quite an impressive army of these little guys. Only to one day, fall victim to complete M.U.S.C.L.E genocide. When I was 6-7 yrs. old, we were in a really bad car accident with my Mom, leaving our grandparents house for Thanksgiving. Our Muscle-y fellows accompanied us on many trips, as they were easy to transport, due to their compact size. Well, as we were rescued from the wreckage, and all walked away relatively unscathed, our MUSCLE collection perished in a fire-y death on the side of the freeway, along with my Mom's Volkswagon. The firemen(damn them at the time) wouldn't let us near the catastrophe. Crying & watching them all go up in smoke, felt more painful inside, than being at the hospital later, and being forced to pee in a weird bottle, in front of a doctor & female nurse, who were checking us for internal injuries. We did however, have the M.U.S.C.L.E Nintendo game to tide us over the next couple weeks, as we mourned our fallen soldiers.

(Fun Fact- There is a nice hole in the ozone layer right outside Pittsburgh, due to the amount of shitty toy rubber that burned up on the freeway, that fateful day.)

Fast forward to the main point. Ebay. Sweet score. I nabbed two 10 pack cans(sealed-MIB, mind you) on the 'ol auction site. One for me, one for my broseph(X-mas present brah). Big story for such a small piece 'o history. Hell yeah, memories...sniff sniff.

Tailgate Par-tay.

This video makes 2 things perfectly clear:

-Why I moved away from Buffalo.
-Why some days I miss it.

Be on the lookout for the following:

1. Keg stand.
2. Couch brought from home.
3. Deep fried Pig. Yes, a fucking pig. In a parking lot. Enjoy.
4. Zubaz
5. Choreographed bus-top wrestling match complete with costumes and faux Hulk. Again, enjoy.

It gets really good about 2:45 in. I probably went to high school with at least one of these people. Jesus.