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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Watchmen Viral Trailer

God, Zach Snyder by the looks of it, is going to nail this movie. Love the "Super Friends"-esque cartoon clip.

Amazing book and dude is putting gnarly detail into this thing. Watch his production diaries on the Watchmen movie site for more awesome.

Monday, January 12, 2009

I am so afraid of the ocean

Yeah, I can't help it. There are beasts out there in the briney deep that scare the beetlejuice out me. Never going in the ocean again, figured I would be safe from the weirdness...Now I gotta deal with these guys going thru our trash on land and shit? Terrifying.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Put it on the Underhills

go and buy this now... Target! $9.00

Yub Nub

Goddamn, now I know how those Ewoks felt at the end of Return of the Jedi. Huge fucking party, evil empire dope. So stoked for the future.

This looked like Seattle last night on Capitol Hill.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

31st is coming

Wanna know how I got these scars?

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Balla Powder...

Came up on this gem somehow on

Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded "bat wing" syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.

With a crafty sales pitch like that, they're sure to sell a ton... the user reviews are hilarious as well