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Keep Mt. Hood weird!

Weekend at Bernies, and by Bernies I mean Hood. And by weekend, I mean Summertime.

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Fork Bath

Ouch.....man, I got nothin' for this. That kid's nose is surely bumming right now.

I do hear a ringing of the bully Nelson Muntz from the Simpsons famous "Haaha" in my

head right now...does that make me a meanie? I mean I do feel bad for the lil' guy, but damn, that little hot dog nose/fork combo looks crazy funny. He'll be okay, plus have one of the best stories to tell ever, when he's older. I love the internet.