I am so afraid of the ocean

Yeah, I can't help it. There are beasts out there in the briney deep that scare the beetlejuice out me. Never going in the ocean again, figured I would be safe from the weirdness...Now I gotta deal with these guys going thru our trash on land and shit? Terrifying.

Put it on the Underhills

go and buy this now... Target! $9.00

Yub Nub

Goddamn, now I know how those Ewoks felt at the end of Return of the Jedi. Huge fucking party, evil empire overthrown...so dope. So stoked for the future.

This looked like Seattle last night on Capitol Hill.

31st is coming

Wanna know how I got these scars?

Balla Powder...

Came up on this gem somehow on Amazon.com-

Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded "bat wing" syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.

With a crafty sales pitch like that, they're sure to sell a ton... the user reviews are hilarious as well

What What.

Sweet Warlock bro

Yep. Molly Hatchet. Stoner Rock. I don't know too much about them, but, when I was a wee lad(like 5), I obsessed over my Dad's huge record collection, and he would let me take out albums, and attempt to draw the covers.(Might explain my present day weirdo-ness).

None were obsessed over as much as Molly Hatchet's realistic "fantasy" album covers. This one especially. I seriously used to just stare at this thing, but, what's not to like when you're 5 yrs old?

1. Badass warlock dude

2. Badass bloody hatchet

3. Badass, pissed off steed of death

4. Badass, ominous vulture, ready to feed on whatever that hatchet fucked up

Added sweetness- It also kinda looks like the bad dude from Willow, that Val Kilmer(Madmardigan), ended up besting with dry cool wit, and master swordplay....I think.(Might've been Willow, that killed that guy......whatever, he looked fucking awesome.)

I told this story to a friend, so she comes back, a week or two later, and had scored this album for me somewheres. So stoked.

Bonus pic!- A couple of us then decided to try and re-enact what our Dad's were probably doing with an album cover so majestic, and moving. I think Tai, not only captured the spirit, but, the look and feel of the mid-70's. Fuckin' hippy.