Uncanny.

But how is his Kid n Play impression? That's the real test.

WU-SIMPSON... Shame on a Ni**a

California, gracefully....

views like this are why you drive 2500 miles just for the hell of it...

Destination: Anywhere But Here...

so first of all, no one told us it was going to take the entire effing day to navigate Nebraska... It was a solid day of cruise control pegged at 85mph, through some of the most boring scenery to date... Unfortunately our day got real interesting real quick, once we hit the northwest corner of Nebraska... We were greeted by the 40mph wind gusts the weather channel had warned us about earlier in the day, and once we arrived on the scene in Cheyenne, Wyoming, the phrase 'totally fucked' came to mind-

I-80 closed down until further notice... sick
During our search for a hotel in not so beautiful Cheyenne, we stumbled upon this beauty... Head for the mountains of Busch bitches...

we've gotta bang out 1000 miles tomorrow... you can bet it's gonna get interesting...

"The Place For Chrome"

Ok, so decided to post up at a pretty dicey Econo-Lodge in Newton, Iowa... the highlight of the trip thus far- Iowa 80 Truckstop... This place was beyond legit... I mean come on, their motto is "The Place For Chrome"


Every major form of artery clogging, cholesterol raising trucker bliss.....

Full on vinyl / embroidery shop... To trick your truck of course....

This place has EVERYTHING... 3 tiers of ninja Swords, soft-core skin flicks, a chrome shop, leather outlet, video game arcade, life sized stuffed animals (creepy), animal pelts (creepier), and all sorts of tied dyed t-shirts screened with various graphics of wolves/bald eagles/bears etc....

But seriously, Iowa smells just like you'd expect it to...

here we go...

ellicottville to incline village... 35 hours 54 minutes of energy drinks, body odor, bad food, and most of all: good times... leaving in the AM... brace for updates

drivers ed...

bad day at the office... this movie better be hella good